So this scenario played out pretty much the same as the last time.
I hear some screams coming from outside my hallway.
However, this time it’s different. Instead of terrified screams, they sound more like someone is doing an amazing job at a video game or something.
Curious, I make my way outside to see what all the fuss is about. I finally make it outside and realize that everyone is crowded around a T.V. I then realize that someone is playing fucking SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS.
Now I realize that this game holds a dear place in the hearts of many gamers. However, it’s a game that is meant to be played alone.
It’s not interesting enough that it requires the same amount of spectators as there are for the superbowl. You don’t have to scream at the top of your lungs every time Wander falls off a colossus.
So shut up and let me sleep.
-Anita
After a long day of having fun with the people in my dorm, I remembered that I had a math midterm the next day. It was already 1 in the morning and I needed to get some rest before waking up at 7 to get ready for my midterm at 8, which is at the other side of the campus, not to mention that I was probably going to have to walk through the rain. So I wished all my friends good night and went tot bed.
Injustice:
I awake to the sounds of screams coming from the hallway. A jolt of energy rushes through me from being taken out of dream land and having my heart feel like it is going to explode at any minute. So I go out to see what is going on and realize that pretty much everybody is in one room with the lights turned off. Upon further inspection I realize that everybody is crowded around a single television screen. It turns out that somebody had recently downloaded “Amnesia: The Dark Descent” and everybody was getting scared shitless. I decided to close the door to our common room where they were playing the game and try to go to sleep.
Their horrified screams continued throughout the night.
So Charlie is this ridiculous kid that is into fixie bikes, coffee, all different types of alcohol and drugs, and photography involving naked ladies. He had a fungal infection on his big toe. It was filling with puss and getting very swollen, it was bright red with a black discoloration around the nail. This toe was gross. It was becoming a problem and he needed medical care.
Injustice:
This is an injustice TO Charlie BY Charlie. He refused to go to the hospital and decided to fix the problem his own way. He lit his tweezers with a zippo lighter and pulled the fucking toenail out himself. He wrapped it in gauze and now walks with a slight limp. Bad ass or way fucking stupid?
UPDATE:
The toe is doing much better if you don’t count that it still fills with puss every couple of days.
~Rebecca
So one day James was retelling us a story about the cleaning lady in the men’s bathroom. James has just finished pooping and is now washing his hands. The Polish cleaning lady that speaks little to no English has just walked in to empty the trash. James claims he doesn’t hear her walk in and lets out a fart. Just as she was walking by behind him. She walked into his fart. No, that’s not a fair phrasing. She was walking and he farted ON her. Of course it was loud enough for both parties to hear.
Injustice:
he said he was so embarrassed that he was speechless. She paused for a moment and emptied the trash then walked out. Translation? He didn’t apologize. He farted on her and didn’t say “I’m sorry”. Can you imagine this poor foreign woman who comes to this country to start a better life and all she has is this job cleaning bathrooms in a dorm? And the kids fart on her willy nilly? Added perks and benefits include: free trash bags, dental, and all the college kid winds your body can withstand.
-Svetlana
So James is an awkward individual. Larping, DnD, the works. When we see a member of the opposite sex anywhere within a 5 foot radius it’s a big deal. So we were all shocked when he started getting a woman to hang around him and eat with him and “jam” with him.
Injustice:
Mitch is a douchebag in our dorm that gave James 10 days to make a move. Mitch says he and this girl have a lot in common and he wanted this woman for his own. What do you think James is going to do?! He’s not exactly a love machine. James likes this girl and Mitch is attempting to steal her. Now THEY are hanging out and eating together and “jamming”.
UPDATE!
Mitch has apparently ruined things with this girl. Nobody quite knows what happened between them, but he has been quoted as saying “She was more judgmental than I thought.”
~Jason
The first day I moved in to my dorm I was carrying boxes into my room. This large fat man walks toward me and introduces himself as my RA. He says the usual RA thing “If there’s anything I can do just let me know.” As he waddles away I can see his ass crack through his baggy jeans. About an hour later I decide my bed is set too high and it is totally impossible for little tiny me to jump on top of it. I see that there is a way to lower it by the notches on the legs. But I don’t think I can do this myself. I ask my RA to help me.
Injustice:
He doesn’t help me. I ask him to help lower my bed and he says “I’m sorry I’m not allowed to do that. But you could get one of the boys to do it.” What the fuck do you mean you’re not allowed to help me move my bed? You lying fat ass, show me where this is written. I got these two hot gentlemen across the hall to lower my bed. We had a threesome on it*.
*This didn’t actually happen. Another injustice?
~Rebecca
